Thursday, May 26, 2011

"Scary Story - Part 2"

"And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good."
~Genesis 1:24-25


After a century and a half of failures by Darwinian evolutionists to "bring forth" a single example of their false faith, God's green earth goes on spinning and it's inhabitants, both flora and fauna go on spinning off their descendants, each one after it's kind, but each one a little less so.

The constant loss of genetic material, generation after generation does not lead us to some bright new tomorrow of evolution - but to a slightly dimmer, darker, fuzzier version of what we used to be. We are only ever-fainter shadows of Adam & Eve, following in their fallen footsteps. The scientific principle behind "original sin" is Entropy.

While modern "doctrines of devils" encourage you to seek out and proclaim your own inner divinity, we pray you take the universal "First Step": recognize & admit your need for a savior.
Put your faith in God's inspired word!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

"Scary Story - Part 1"

"And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."
~Genesis 2:7


True science is always the Bible's best friend.
In this case it is the Law of Biogenesis: life comes from life.
The root lie of evolution: that life came from non-life leads to the Frankenstein monster of Darwinism running amok today.
That story always ends the same way...with torches and pitchforks!


Put your faith in God's inspired word!

Friday, May 13, 2011

"Joy Story" - (There's a snake in my boot!)

"And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel."
~Genesis 3:15


The original silver lining - aka the scarlet thread of redemption begins with this glorious promise, even in the wake of The Fall and expulsion from The Garden, that God had already provided a way back to Himself for Adam & Eve and all who would come after.

Even in the guise of a children's story - my parody of Woody speaks with the authority of scripture...

My heroes have ALWAYS been cowboys!

Put your faith in God's inspired word!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

"Radiometric Dating" - The Home Game

Pick a date - Any date will do!

The backbone (pun intended) of modern Paleontology is a pseudo-scientific process known as Radiometric Dating; a "technique used to date materials such as rocks, usually based on a comparison between the observed abundance of a naturally occurring radioactive isotope and its decay products, using known decay rates. [Source: Wikipedia]

In last week's blog we lampooned the inherent flaw of the most popular trace element Carbon 14.

This week we aim our Whammo Air-Blaster of truth on the next layer of this house of cards - the Radiometric Date itself. So gather 'round, everyone can play.

INSTRUCTIONS: (1)DATE THE ROCK BY THE FOSSIL. (2)IF THAT FAILS - DATE THE FOSSIL BY THE ROCK. (3)REPEAT UNTIL SATISFIED.

This is the exact circular logic that our most esteemed museums use to date their exhibits.

Put your faith in God's inspired word!