Tuesday, December 27, 2011

"Let's Have a Gay Old Time!"

Hoo-we! Hell hath no fury like a he/she scorned... The telephone tree of tantrums is lit up like a Las Vegas marquee for "Boy-Lesque" today with hate mail, threats of boycott and even the risk of Jesus spitting on me for my "Sissy" calendar. I SAID I WAS A SISSY UP FRONT. Ironic who the real bullies are isn't it? Let's see if I get a call from Oprah's people or even Anderson Cooper...

Like most bullies bluffs, the facts outweigh the fists: with almost 100 hissy- fits being thrown today only a couple of my calendars are in actual circulation. All the hysteria is coming from those nice folks who haven't bothered to actually purchase and read my collection. Stranger still - these are REPRINTS of nationally distributed work several years old. No outcry then. Even funnier, reprint rights were obtained by "Q" one year- Utah's largest gay paper. GUESS WHAT THE "Q" STANDS FOR?
http://www.funnypaperz.com/Q-Salt-Lake1.htm
Let's see how far the truth gets before being bullied to death...

The "truth" is that AIDS is an "elective" disease.
It STOPS the day guys quit sticking it to each other.
And for the tragedy of women and children infected...
THAT stops the day their gay husbands and fathers stop cheating on them.
Anyone need MORE education, science or funding to understand THAT?

The gays are using some online blog to muster enuff negative comments to have my calendar pulled.
http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/homophobic-calendar-by-christian-cartoonist-on-sale-at-amazon-barnes-noble.html
One of the weirder points of contention is an editorial cartoon from 2005 when the marketing motto that year was "WE ALL HAVE AIDS".
I AM BEING ACCUSED OF MAKING THIS STUFF UP.
Apparently being gay involves some type of selective memory as well.
Well talk about cramming something down our throats...
I didn't invent it, I didn't market it. I just collected my commentaries over the past decade into a single collection.
Think I struck a nerve... or a blow?

They really don't like my self-caricature either...
I think I look hot.

The real joke is that the editor I worked under for 6 years was a lesbian. She thot they were funny enuff to publish.
Some of the bloggers said they would forgive me if I was funny.

Like I said, one of the cartoons was bought by Utah's largest gay paper - they thot it was funny.
Maybe it's a generational thing?
Today's gay blogger have no knowledge of their own culture or history and this retrospective collection has really knocked them off their perch (Bird Cage reference they won't get either!)

Bottom line: Andy has a hard on for me.

Andy Towle, Founder
Home Blog: Towleroad
Founder/Partner/President, Towleroad

Awt_twitterAndy Towle’s experience in media and entertainment spans several industries. He currently writes and runs the widely-read gay news blog Towleroad. Before Towleroad, he was Editor in Chief of Genre magazine, a nationally distributed gay men’s lifestyle publication, and Editor at Large for The Out Traveler, a national quarterly publication produced by LPI Media. Prior to that he was a Music Editor for Tribe Online USA, where he produced and edited a content-heavy website for an Australia-based media company. He worked in feature film development at Twentieth Century Fox for four years, assisting in the development of over thirty projects for their Feature Animation and Family Films divisions. He holds degrees in Art History and English from Vassar College, and was awarded a Wallace Stegner graduate fellowship at Stanford University, as well as two writing fellowships at The Fine Arts Work Center in Provincetown, Massachusetts. His writing has been published widely.

Read more: http://www.towleroad.com/contributors/#ixzz1hnIDA4kI


Anyway, thank you Andy for the best promotion all year!

Aint the first time I've been banned - won't be the last.
I was born with a loud mouth and an itchy shirt,
bury me next to the Baptist.

4 Comments:

Blogger Joe King said...

Eric C. Martin Cartoonist:
HAAAAAAAA! THAT's funny!

7:28 PM  
Blogger Joe King said...

Chris Rullestad:
I think gay people are funny...I always have. If this offends anyone, send your hate mail to Joe King.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Joe King said...

Eric C. Martin Cartoonist:
You know, I don't hate or dislike gays . . . JUST the organizations and sites like towleroad or GLAD. I'm not surprised at the dishonesty on said website.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Joe King said...

Royce Moore Horn:
Joe ... People are stupid - that's why there are rocks :)

7:30 PM  

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