Sunday, January 29, 2012

Don't Lose Your Head!

The next time someone tells you that Islam is "the religion of peace", or your hear the pet heresies of Rick Warren and his pack of wolves-in-sheeps-clothing preaching "Chris-Lam"; the oil and water blend of Christianity and Islam, consider these actual events captured live on video:

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Groucho Was Right

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
~Groucho Marx

Having found my former association, the Christian Comic Arts Society, (CCAS) to be corrupted from the top down in it's abandonment of God's Word - I publicly disavow any association with them or their members.

I shake off the dust - not only of my sandals against them, but the dust from my pencil erasers as well.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Are You a Coward?

(This was addressed earlier this evening to the members of the Christian Comic Arts Society; CCAS)

Sorry dudes, but I just can't let this go.
While the gay Mafia and it's well-lubed organization of national blogs and petitions literally racked up thousands of complaints against me and were successful in their mob attack to get my collection of previously published editorials not only pulled from distribution but even suppressed by my printer -
I rec'd neither support, encouragement or defense from any of you that call yourselves "Christian." Not one.. not a single one.

In every capacity; Christian, Cartoonist, Citizen and even as a man I can sadly say I am ashamed of all of you.

And if I am ashamed of you - what does God think of you?
Well, let's see what His Holy Word says...

"Watch, stand fast in the faith, be like men, be strong." (1Co16:13)

The point of the collection was to underscore the danger not JUST of being gay,
but that even being a "sissy" puts your soul in mortal danger.
God's Word is clear - the effeminate will not enter the Kingdom.

"Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be led astray. Neither prostitutes, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God." (1Co6:9-11)

Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?
What does this last list of the damned BEGIN with?

"But the -cowardly-, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, prostitutes, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death." Rev21:8)

Are You a Coward?

Friday, January 20, 2012

I have a question...

"Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

Do you remember Charlton Heston's dire warning; "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!" from the old sci-fi flick?
The future past is here today - these companies are using stem cells from aborted babies to enhance the flavor of your food!

(And you thot they wanted all those abortions to cure cancer - silly rabbit!)
What are you feeding your family?

Friday, January 13, 2012

From the "C. S. Lewis Society of California"

Has America become a secular theocracy with a civic religion of national politic...s (nationalism) occupying the public realm in which government has replaced God?

I warned about this in a recent blog post...

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

"It Looks Like I've Got Angels In My Outfield"

This just in - a prayer for me from someone I don't even know...procured on my behalf by my beloved, Mishka Ariel:

"Lord we love you and we thank you for your love and tender mercies! Lord you know the attack on Joe King. You know he lives his life to please you. You said blessed are we when men persecute us for your name sake.We come against this attack on Joe King! I cover Joe with the blood of Jesus. I say, No weapon formed against him shall prosper. I pull out every dart and every arrow I slather those areas with the blood of Jesus. I call all venom null and void In Jesus Name! Lord I ask you to put a wall of fire around Joe, and send your angles with swords drawn aflame to fight fight fight the enemy back. In Jesus name. Lord, shine your Holy Ghost light to reveal the truth in these situations. Let the accusers be dealt with in Jesus name! You said in Isaiah 49:25 you would contend with those that contend with us. Lord we believe you and we say contend with those that are contending with Joe In Jesus Name. You said in Malachi 3:11 you would rebuke the devourer. We believe you Lord!! Send the help needed in this situation In Jesus Name. We thank you Lord and we love you! We give you glory honor and praise. How great you are Lord!! Thank you Jesus!Jeremiah 32:27 you said you are the God of all mankind is there anything too hard for you....We say NO LORD! Nothing is too hard for you. this is too hard for us, but not for you. We bring this before you Lord asking for your divine intervention. In Jesus Name!! thank you Lord!!"


Monday, January 02, 2012

"While I Wrap Myself In It"

"How excellent is thy lovingkindness, O God! therefore the children of men put their trust under the shadow of thy wings."
~Psalm 36:7

Like many Americans I find it difficult to separate my personal faith from my own sense of nationalism. My Christianity is blended with and affected by my patriotism.
The closest sense I can get of "the shadow of thy wings" is to wrap myself in the flag.
It's a comic tradition I am proud to carry on...

I am already retired. Sales or lack of sales have no direct effect on my career.
What I am concerned about is my legacy and reputation.
Part and parcel of that are the awards I have garnered. Yes they fade into perspective with time, but they were earned and given along the way none the less.

Preeminent among them: my 2004 nomination for a Pulitzer Prize in Editorial Journalism covering the war in Iraq.

My published prayer for many years came true this Christmas with the closing of the war and the return of our troops, ie: sons and daughters,home at last.

So for those of you trying to rain on my parade, just remember - you're pissing into the wind.

"Wiping Their Ass With The Flag"

The gay cancer spreads. Now they have turned "Old Glory" into a "glory hole"...
The latest tactic of the gay activist movement to have ALL my books banned from Amazon by systematically moving from title to title posting poor reviews.
The next target is a collection devoted to our military veterans.

Pls compare what they just posted here:
as opposed to what genuine readers posted:
If they can do this to me they can do it to you!
if you have an account with Amazon, I'd sure appreciate some "fair and balanced" reporting!

Sunday, January 01, 2012

"The Voice of Truth vs. The Voice of Lies"

"Oh what I would do to have
The kind of strength it takes to stand before a giant
With just a Sling and a stone
Surrounded by the sound of a thousand warriors
Shaking in their armor
Wishing they'd have had the strength to stand

But the giant's calling out my name and he laughs at me
Reminding me of all the times I've tried before and failed
The giant keeps on telling me
Time and time again "boy, you'll never win!
"You'll never win"

But the stone was just the right size
To put the giant on the ground..."

~ The Voice of Truth by Casting Crowns

In my last post I promised to post the voice mail messages from my newest best friend Mr. Chris Mccasland.

And just as before I invoke Miss Bette Davis' warning:
"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"

Kinda makes you all warm and tingly inside don't it?

Mr. Mccasland can be reached at (325) 572-4475

"A Fan Is Born - (If a stalker bearing death threats can be called a fan.)"

When gay blogger Andy Towle "fired the fit heard 'round the world" about my latest calendar of cartoon collections, I quipped, "Bottom line: Andy has a hard on for me."

But Andy is a well known Seattle socialite.
Nothing compared to the rural banjo playing cast from "The Hills Have Eyes" like Mr. Chris Mccasland.

Here are some of the messages Mr. Mccasland has sent me recently - I have voice mails as well - I will post those next.
"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"

"eat shit
Friday, December 30, 2011 5:49 AM
"Chris McCasland"
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Joe king, you dickless hateful little chickenshit. I have gay friends that could beat the shit out of you with one hand you worhtless goddamn jesus freak."
"RE: eat shit
Saturday, December 31, 2011 3:45 AM
"Chris Mccasland"
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you are a typical goddamn christian idiot of the first order.....low IQ, nonsense believing hate mongering bigot idiot. You live in la la land with your little imaginary friends in the sky. You need to grow up you worhtless little chickenshit. You need to pull that worhtless goddamn bible out of your ass and put a big dick up there. Didnt you know your precious little saviour was a cock sucking faggot??? thats right jeus boy, he was over last night.....we hung out, we watched some tv, we drank some beer,.... then I bent him over the sofa and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!...just like he likes it! thats right jesus was squealing and begging for more of that fine dick up his butt, just like you . As far as sissies you dickless little shit.....I have known many gay men who could beat the shit out of you with one hand. You need to grow up, pull that worhtless bible out of your goddamn ass and learn some things.
I have been in a committed monogamous relationship for 35 years and have never had ANY disease. YOU are disease. YOu , your black hearted, hateful and so so typical version of delusional jesus freaks are the disease. YOU bubba, not me. YOU are the disease. What do you offer the world but your cynical hateful shit and you hide behind your ridiculous fairyl tale beliefs that not even a smart child would fall for. YOU are the idiot. YOU are the clown. You are the problem, not me. now, run tell jesus that mean old queer talked ugly to you and see what happens. well......?.... What is your little imaginary friend going to do shit breath??? NOTHING! Thats right ! because he does not exist. grow up you worhless, mindless, dickless little goddamn freak of nature. If you think you can sling that shit and not have something come back at you you are mistaken ..I would be looking behind my shoulder if I were you jesus boy. There are some of us who are a lot lot smarter than you , richer than you and more capable than you. Somebody is going to fuck you up. You better think about it."
"RE: eat shit
Saturday, December 31, 2011 4:59 AM
"Chris Mccasland"
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You are in desperate need of a little 'corrective therapy 'you hateful stupid little jesus freak. I might just know some people who can deliver it too. You better watch your back jesus boy. You will not like it once you are tazed, tied up and fucked in the ass by huge black dildoes over and over and over. You will be squealing for fuckin jesus then wont you. better be carerful with that shit you sling you moron. someone might just take care of your worhtless ass one of these days. You think I cant find your house??? think again."
"RE: eat shit (1186 Maxwell St Buffalo Gap, TX 79508)
Sunday, January 1, 2012 5:22 AM
"Chris Mccasland"
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What you dont realize among the countless things you do NOT understand, is that some of us old serial killers at 1186 Maxwell buffalo Gap Texas 79508, have all the money and all the time and resources we need to do whatever we want, to dispense justice to pin heads like you who menace decent people and are in serious need of punishment, or what I call 'corrective therapy' There is a reason your goddamn calendar was pulled from the shelves of Amazon and barnes and noble......there is NOTHING funny about joe king. you are a sorry piece of ignorant shit, and your hateful shit is going to catch up on you when you least expect it. How is funny shit working out for you now bubba? got any other e mails? You are an idiot. I cant image what it must be like to live in that tiny tiny narrow little world of ignorance, hate and delusion you live in. luckilly I dont have to. You better watch your goddamn ass you little freak . You may just have underestimated who you are talking to."
"RE: eat shit
Sunday, January 1, 2012 5:32 AM
"Chris Mccasland"
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how are those calendar sales woking out for you, you nasty little bigot? Are you having fun yet? I eat snivelling little jesus freaks like you for breakfast. You better be careful who you call a serial killer,.....and a sissy. You'll be wondering "Who's the sissy now?" when you have a red hot aids blood infected dildo up your ass. You better think again before you put out another one of your hateful disgusting calendars that offends thousands of people far more decent that you will ever be you pathetic untalented looser. thousands of people smarter than you, richer than you and by goddamn meaner than you. Whos the fuckin sissy now? There's more comming your way."

Mr. Mccasland can be reached at 1186 Maxwell St Buffalo Gap, TX 79508.