Sunday, January 01, 2012

"A Fan Is Born - (If a stalker bearing death threats can be called a fan.)"

When gay blogger Andy Towle "fired the fit heard 'round the world" about my latest calendar of cartoon collections, I quipped, "Bottom line: Andy has a hard on for me."

But Andy is a well known Seattle socialite.
Nothing compared to the rural banjo playing cast from "The Hills Have Eyes" like Mr. Chris Mccasland.

Here are some of the messages Mr. Mccasland has sent me recently - I have voice mails as well - I will post those next.
"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"

"eat shit
Friday, December 30, 2011 5:49 AM
From:
"Chris McCasland"
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To:
funnypaperz@yahoo.com
Joe king, you dickless hateful little chickenshit. I have gay friends that could beat the shit out of you with one hand you worhtless goddamn jesus freak."
*******
"RE: eat shit
Saturday, December 31, 2011 3:45 AM
From:
"Chris Mccasland"
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funnypaperz@yahoo.com
you are a typical goddamn christian idiot of the first order.....low IQ, nonsense believing hate mongering bigot idiot. You live in la la land with your little imaginary friends in the sky. You need to grow up you worhtless little chickenshit. You need to pull that worhtless goddamn bible out of your ass and put a big dick up there. Didnt you know your precious little saviour was a cock sucking faggot??? thats right jeus boy, he was over last night.....we hung out, we watched some tv, we drank some beer,.... then I bent him over the sofa and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!...just like he likes it! thats right jesus was squealing and begging for more of that fine dick up his butt, just like you . As far as sissies you dickless little shit.....I have known many gay men who could beat the shit out of you with one hand. You need to grow up, pull that worhtless bible out of your goddamn ass and learn some things.
I have been in a committed monogamous relationship for 35 years and have never had ANY disease. YOU are disease. YOu , your black hearted, hateful and so so typical version of delusional jesus freaks are the disease. YOU bubba, not me. YOU are the disease. What do you offer the world but your cynical hateful shit and you hide behind your ridiculous fairyl tale beliefs that not even a smart child would fall for. YOU are the idiot. YOU are the clown. You are the problem, not me. now, run tell jesus that mean old queer talked ugly to you and see what happens. well......?.... What is your little imaginary friend going to do shit breath??? NOTHING! Thats right ! because he does not exist. grow up you worhless, mindless, dickless little goddamn freak of nature. If you think you can sling that shit and not have something come back at you you are mistaken ..I would be looking behind my shoulder if I were you jesus boy. There are some of us who are a lot lot smarter than you , richer than you and more capable than you. Somebody is going to fuck you up. You better think about it."
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"RE: eat shit
Saturday, December 31, 2011 4:59 AM
From:
"Chris Mccasland"
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You are in desperate need of a little 'corrective therapy 'you hateful stupid little jesus freak. I might just know some people who can deliver it too. You better watch your back jesus boy. You will not like it once you are tazed, tied up and fucked in the ass by huge black dildoes over and over and over. You will be squealing for fuckin jesus then wont you. better be carerful with that shit you sling you moron. someone might just take care of your worhtless ass one of these days. You think I cant find your house??? think again."
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"RE: eat shit (1186 Maxwell St Buffalo Gap, TX 79508)
Sunday, January 1, 2012 5:22 AM
From:
"Chris Mccasland"
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funnypaperz@yahoo.com
What you dont realize among the countless things you do NOT understand, is that some of us old serial killers at 1186 Maxwell buffalo Gap Texas 79508, have all the money and all the time and resources we need to do whatever we want, to dispense justice to pin heads like you who menace decent people and are in serious need of punishment, or what I call 'corrective therapy' There is a reason your goddamn calendar was pulled from the shelves of Amazon and barnes and noble......there is NOTHING funny about joe king. you are a sorry piece of ignorant shit, and your hateful shit is going to catch up on you when you least expect it. How is funny shit working out for you now bubba? got any other e mails? You are an idiot. I cant image what it must be like to live in that tiny tiny narrow little world of ignorance, hate and delusion you live in. luckilly I dont have to. You better watch your goddamn ass you little freak . You may just have underestimated who you are talking to."
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"RE: eat shit
Sunday, January 1, 2012 5:32 AM
From:
"Chris Mccasland"
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how are those calendar sales woking out for you, you nasty little bigot? Are you having fun yet? I eat snivelling little jesus freaks like you for breakfast. You better be careful who you call a serial killer,.....and a sissy. You'll be wondering "Who's the sissy now?" when you have a red hot aids blood infected dildo up your ass. You better think again before you put out another one of your hateful disgusting calendars that offends thousands of people far more decent that you will ever be you pathetic untalented looser. thousands of people smarter than you, richer than you and by goddamn meaner than you. Whos the fuckin sissy now? There's more comming your way."
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Mr. Mccasland can be reached at 1186 Maxwell St Buffalo Gap, TX 79508.

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