Thursday, February 02, 2012

The Time Continuum Paradox

TODAY'S HATE MAIL:
From:
Zach Miller
zmiller307@live.com
To:
funnypaperz@yahoo.com
Your comics suck. I would recommend suicide, but that would still leave your terrible comics around, poisoning the planet like spent Uranium 235 rods. No, I want you to go back in time and kill your mother while you're in utero. I know this would create a time paradox and possibly unravel reality as we know it, but it is a risk I am willing to take.