Thursday, February 02, 2012

The Time Continuum Paradox

TODAY'S HATE MAIL:
From:
Zach Miller
zmiller307@live.com
To:
funnypaperz@yahoo.com
Your comics suck. I would recommend suicide, but that would still leave your terrible comics around, poisoning the planet like spent Uranium 235 rods. No, I want you to go back in time and kill your mother while you're in utero. I know this would create a time paradox and possibly unravel reality as we know it, but it is a risk I am willing to take.

3 Comments:

Blogger Joe King said...

Mishka Ariel: Poor little Zach... He escaped from the "Nut-House"and now he's a time traveler, murderer & an Art Critic...Delusions of grandeur!!....I wonder if his mother rejected him at birth?....

5:13 PM  
Blogger Joe King said...

HAHA - I offered a theory about the relationship between him and his momma - he didn't appreciate it.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Joe King said...

Our newest poison pen-pal, Zach is back!
"I respect that you're a reasonably talented artist though and if you enjoy what you do and make money at it what does it matter what I think eh."
Pray for Zach?
He might be a bit tri-polar...

5:51 PM  

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